Monday, February 18, 2008

Top Ten Train Excuses for Being Late



10. Some frigging guy kept holding the doors for people so the train couldn't leave.
9. It was so crowded I couldn't get on.
8.It was so crowded I couldn't get off.
7. The frigging Express went Local the whole way.
6. It never came. I'm here but I don't think it ever came.
5. Some frigging guy got into a fight with another guy over holding the frigging doors.
4. The Local suddenly went Express right by my stop.
3. It just stopped. We sat in the tunnel forever. No announcements, no nothing.
2. They made us get off and take a bus.
1. I was running for the train, I yelled for them to hold the doors but the frigging guy didn't hold the frigging doors.

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